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PSAT Prep

punkrock-holmes:

This ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race.

A) scene. It’s an arms race

B) scene, it’s a goddamnarmsrace

C) scene, it’s a GER DER ARH REH

D) scene; it’s an arms race

E) no change 

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thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

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2o6:

me with every dog ever

(Source: mrbenwyatt)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Today I was at Olive Garden with my girlfriend and the waitress asked if we wanted more breadsticks and my girlfriend said no

???????????

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escapekit:

Nightscapes

Oregon-based photographer Matt Payne creates stunning landscape and nightscape photography. Payne uses long exposures and composites to illuminate the dark night skies and to capture the motion of the stars in visually stunning compositions. 

(Source: mymodernmet.com)

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(Source: vrvyv)

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brook:

the best part of college is no one really cares if you get up to leave class for a few minutes

you don’t need to justify it or anything, if u need to go you can go

like i could be going to the bathroom, or i could be sucking someone off! no one knows and no one needs to know and that’s beautiful

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el-auria:

sandandglass:

Not even John McCain has time for their shit. 

the second to last gif got me in tears

pray for these two

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actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: thefirstdayofhalloween)

Posted 4 days ago

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Source: tinarannosaurus)